If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

"Hana," I said, "you're going to think I'm really dorky for saying this, but I think James Watson is really cute."

"Who's James Wat--wait, like Watson and Crick Watson?"

"Yeah."

"You are such a dork."

Don't I know it.

James Watson pictured on the right.