Last night Brandon told me that he had a dream that we were dating. I ONLY WISH. Brandon is super handsome and smart. My mother even has a crush on him. He said, "Yeah, it was really weird 'cause it was like, 'I'm gay, but I am super into Arielle!'" Don't play with mah heart, Brandon.
Also, Brandon found out that if you slap Elliot on the ass, he will give you a massage. And Elliot gives really good massages.
Maureen's latest boycrush sent her a text after midnight that said "Happy new ear", which I think is an appropriate way of thinking about 2012.
Goodbye, 2011! Your DJ Earworm Top Hits Mashup was pretty good!