Our final assignment for this non-science major neurobiology class I'm taking was to write haiku about the brain, mind, or behavior. Now, this class is really easy. In fact, ridiculously easy. But I would've preferred if they didn't give us assignments that seem designed to purposely insult our intelligence. But, alas, this was not the case.
And if this stupid assignment, my GSI decided to make us write haiku during discussion, round robin style! We all had to add one word. This is the genius we came up with:
Capsaicin is ouch
Found in a dark pepper, hot
Taste fire burns tongues, ouch!
Umami tastes good
Delicious sensation now
unlike sugar's taste
Puffer fish are sharp
And behave like a fat fish
I'm pretty sure none of these is actually 5-7-5. Ugh.