Kimberly is house-sitting for her mother's French teacher. Her mother's French teacher is ridiculously rich and lives in a huge house in what is possibly one of the schnazziest neighborhoods in the country. (I'm not kidding--no one on the corner has swagger like these people do.) So The Group (yes, in capitals) got together for heavy drinking (in which I did not partake because I had work this morning) and hot-tubbing (which I just took off my pants for, thus the title, because I did not have a bathing suit).
It was ridiculously fun! Laura was confessing basically her every paranoid jealousy and insecurity and emotional secret. If I thought before that she vocalised every thought that came into her head, I now know that she actually has some sort of filter! Last night was very revelatory.
Speaking of revelatory, I found out that Mikko told The Group
And then when we all went in the hot tub, I took off my pants so I could stick my legs in while sitting on the edge.** Katie had just come back from the other party she took two hours off of our party for, and she walked in the door, looked me up and down, and said, "You're not wearing any pants."
No, I am not wearing any pants.
*Even though he and Kimberly dated in high school, he never kissed her? What? No wonder they broke up.
**I was wearing a shirt dress, so don't worry, my ass was covered both figuratively and literally.